A recent survey found that 9/10 dentists recommend you don’t let that other guy anywhere near your teeth.
“Nobody knows where this guy came from, and none of us are brave enough to find out,” reported 90 percent of the dentists in the room, adding that you could do with a little more flossing once you’ve found somewhere safe to hide. “All we know is that he’s got evil plans for your chompers, so stay clear!”
“We’re not sure he’s even a licensed professional, ” the nine terrified dentists continued, while eyeing the guy in the corner. “Your insurance won’t cover whatever he’s got planned. Forget your whitening toothpaste, go buy a gun!”
At press time, 1/10 dentists recommended you ditch Big Dental’s scam products and opt for his rusty pliers instead.

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