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The Brown Noser

None Of Belt Holes Feeling Right

Published Friday, October 30th, 2020

Area man Kris Radling reported on Wednesday that none of his belt holes were feeling right. “One of them is a bit too tight, and the next one is too loose, so I really don’t know what to do now,” said Radling, furrowing his brow as he tried the two holes once again and found himself with an ill-fitting pants waist each time. “I feel like having a bunch of holes on the belt is supposed to solve this problem. It might just be this pair of pants, because the second hole felt pretty good yesterday. But I’m sort of out of options at the moment.” Throughout the day, Radling was seen switching back and forth between his just-too-tight and just-too-loose belt hole in vain.

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