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2004 World Series of Poker champion Greg Raymer, who is 50 pounds overweight and sports a wispy mustache, is obviously among six people facing charges after police conducted an undercover prostitution sting. Raymer’s arrest and, let’s be honest, probable conviction, surprised none of Raymer’s family, friends, or fans. “I think I already knew that,” commented poker fan Brian Gellman. “I mean, just look at him. It would be shocking if he wasn’t involved in a prostitution ring.” The 48-year-old professional poker player, who often wears sunglasses and a fedora hat indoors, will be tried for a crime everyone already assumed he was guilty of in the coming weeks. Raymer is expected to plead guilty because, come on, who is he kidding?
