I’m sorry to hear your bike was stolen from outside of the SciLi, but lucky for you, your old bike sounds just like the bike I am selling, but it’s my bike, not your bike. My bike is also gray, and it is also that same brand. Did you say yours had six gears? Mine has six gears, too. And you said you are 5 foot 8.5 inches? Me too, that is why I think this bike is the perfect size for you. I have a feeling you will really like this bike, but I can’t show you any pictures, I forgot to take any, and you have to Venmo me now if you want it. I will even sell it to you for a discount since I feel bad that your old bike was stolen, but I think you will be really happy with this one because it sounds a lot like your old one. I will leave it locked up on the rack outside of the SciLi at 12AM tomorrow with a super secure lock so it cannot get stolen. I won’t be there, I am busy then. I will text you the combination to the lock, and don’t worry because no one else knows the lock combination, so you won’t even have to change it! I think you are really going to like my bike!
Oh, Your Bike Was Just Stolen? I Am Selling A Bike Just Like That One, But It’s Not Your Bike, It’s My Bike, You Just Have To Pay Me First, And I Cannot Show You A Picture by Bike Thief
Published Friday, October 27th, 2023