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One More Rodeo, For Old Times’ Sake? by The Class You Shop Every Year

Published Friday, February 16th, 2024

What do you say, partner? I know your schedule ain’t big enough for the both of us, but how about one more rodeo, just like old times? We’ve wrestled before, and I know I always end up on the losing end, but let’s give it one last go. It could be pretty sweet—old friends reuniting. I always thought we were meant for each other, ya know? We were good together, you and I. Or what we could have been, at least. Who knows, old friend, maybe this time I’ll stay in that exclusive little shopping cart of yours. You don’t have all that much time left here. I know our time is coming to its end, so why don’t we give it one last go?

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