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Darn it, it seems that RISD student Zoe Kasper accidentally left her spare possum teeth in her other tote bag.
“I swear I always keep them on me,” said Kasper as she frantically rummaged through a tote bag covered in googley eyes. “I usually keep them right next to all my loose doubloons. Are you sure these tiny plastic dinosaurs won’t do?”
“This is so funny because I’ve been wanting to get rid of them for weeks,” remarked Kasper as a handful of marbles tumbled out of her open tote. “And now all I have to give are my barbie nail clippers and this big red rotary phone. I had to switch over because my other tote got so full from all the paper mache crows I’ve been keeping in there. I mean seriously, you’d think after forgetting my mason jar filled with crab blood this many times, I’d really be more prepared."
At press time, Kasper accidentally washed all the paint stains out of her clothes.
