As Halloween quickly approaches, sources report that Susie Newman, a first year from Vermont, is being a little too optimistic as she plans for a group Halloween costume.
“Me and Jules and Meggie are just so tight,” said Newman, while meticulously combing through Pinterest for inspiration. "I can totally see us as all being a character from Friends or even different color crayons! And whatever ideas we don’t use this year, we can use for the next three!”
“We are just such a good group!” elaborated Newman. "This past month of college has made us inseparable. Jules and Meggie are my ride or dies, so I’m confident enough to jump the gun on this group costume.”
At press time, Jules and Meggie had already promised other people that they’d go with them.