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Overjoyed Brown Students Carry Paxson Through Campus On Shoulders In Raucous Celebration Of Term Extension

Published Friday, December 6th, 2019

After receiving news that the Corporation extended President Christina Paxson’s term through 2025, thousands of overjoyed students from all corners of campus flowed onto the Main Green to hoist their glorious President in the air in a raucous celebration of her prosperous, everlasting reign. “Five more years! Five more years!” the crowd chanted triumphantly as they lifted Paxson onto their shoulders and paraded her around College Hill, rejoicing in the continuation of the golden age of her brilliant leadership. “All hail Christina Paxson! Long may she rule!” Following the boisterous groundswell of popular support for Paxson, the Corporation moved unanimously to install her as President for life.

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