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Overzealous Safe Walkers Driving Students Around In Armored Van

Published Friday, April 20th, 2018

Explaining that the overeager pair picks up students in a large, bullet-proof vehicle formerly used by banks, sources confirmed that two safe walkers have been driving students around in an armored van. “I was walking down Brown Street from Pembroke to the Rock last night,” said sophomore Nathaniel Wells, “when two students pulled up in an armored van and asked if I needed a safe walk. They put me in a special seat in the back that I had to buckle into. Weirdly, they still wore their yellow vests and, when I got in, they radioed to their supervisor that they were bringing one student to the Rock.” Wells added that the students also had fun trivia prepared.

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