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POINT: This New Dorm Is So Nice, I Love The High Ceilings, Modern Furniture, Open Layout, And The Way The Common Space Layout Fosters Community. / COUNTERPOINT: Don’t Put Your Face Against The Window Like That, You Are Scaring Them

Published Friday, October 27th, 2023

POINT:
Brown did such a nice job on these new dorms, I love the design, and how the brick facades match the older dorms but also add a modern look to campus. These common rooms are like hotel lobbies, and you can see how it brings students from all different floors together to work and hang out in the evenings. These windows bring in such great lighting, which really brightens up the attitude of the space. Everyone in there looks like they love it here. The space is big enough that they can come together to watch TV, get dining hall takeout, and enjoy it in the comfort and security of their own home. I can’t wait to live here one day.

COUNTERPOINT:
Look, you smudged up the window. And you know they can see you, right? I think you’re making them uncomfortable. Yeah. They’ve stopped eating, and they’re pausing their show. Dude, come on. You’ll get to live here one day man. And it’s not that much nicer than Mochamp. We have a lot of glass in our lounge, too. We gotta go, man. It looks like they’re calling someone. Wait, is that DPS? Let’s get out of here. Quick. Go, go, go, go, go!

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