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POINT: Tommy’s Got A Terrible Life Altering Concussion by Nurse Lisa
Oh man, Tommy doesn’t look good guys. Looks like they really got him on that last play. Did you see how that dude’s shoulder hit him right on the temple? I think he might really be out of it this time. I mean, forget football, I’m worried about how he’s gonna perform in math class tomorrow. Or even his career. His future could be ruined. His relationships could be ruined. His prospects in life could be ruined! All he needs is some rest, coach. If he just sits out for the rest of this game he might still have a chance. This could seriously change his life. I mean, what’s more important, Tommy’s functioning brain or the success of this high school team?
COUNTERPOINT: He’s Got To Get Back Out There, Coach by Assistant Coach Dave
You gotta get him back out there coach. We’re down by 15 and he’s the best damn player this green has ever seen. Sure, it kind of looks like his left and right eyes are two positively charged magnets repelling each other, but that arm of his is pure instinct. He doesn’t need complex cerebral function to throw the most beautiful spiral you’ve ever goddamn seen and you know it. Just a couple more plays coach – the team really needs this.
