After a long life as a beloved member of the family and an unfortunate accident which resulted in the loss of a googly-eye, Pierre the pet rock is being put down. “We’ve had a good run, buddy, but it’s time for us to go our separate ways,” said Pierre’s owner, Jimmy Pickens, as he tearfully loaded his beloved pet into his cardboard carrier one last time. “I will always carry you in my heart. What makes our time together so precious is that it doesn’t last forever. Rest now, my sweet boy.” After a couple of hours of grieving, Jimmy was looking into adopting a Tamagotchi.

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