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Sources indicate that a policeman on a bicycle has a deep regard for the environment yet helps perpetuate systemic racism and racial profiling.
“Did you know we’re on track to lose winter ice caps as soon as 2027?” said Officer Walton, who participates in a system responsible for disproportionate police shootings and arrests of people of color. “That’s why I ride a bike and not a gas-guzzling cruiser.”
“We’re already seeing the effects of anthropogenic climate change—wildfires and hurricanes are getting more extreme almost every year,” continued Officer Walton, who, despite never taking part in racist policing himself, is complicit in the system and subconsciously follows a blue code of silence. “Something’s gotta change, we can’t keep going on like this.”
At press time, a group of firefighters defied stereotypes by not rescuing a cat stuck in a tree.
