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Reports have indicated that Greg’s intervention really got undercut by whoever gave it a princess theme.
“We all came ready to like…cry,” said Greg’s friend Dave, referring to what was supposed to be a heartfelt conversation about Greg’s addiction. “But the face painting station just kind of distracted everyone. We all had a speech planned for Greg, but then Princess Snugglepuss kind of stole the spotlight with her flower dance. Don’t get me wrong, we all had a great time…I just feel like we shouldn’t have.”
“Greg didn’t even confront his addiction,” continued Dave, sheepishly hiding the butterfly wing painted over his left eye. “He got totally consumed by storytime. Then by the time we were done playing dress up everyone had kind of forgotten why we were even there. It was actually an awesome afternoon, I just don’t think it was supposed to be.”
At press time, Greg’s mother’s funeral didn’t feel quite right in a bouncy castle.
