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In recent news, a professor banning laptop use during his class time thinks he is a part of the 19th-Century English textile worker Luddite movement or something.
“I came into class thinking I would be able to use my laptop as much as I wanted,” stated junior Terrence Gershin, as his professor smashed up the projector and screamed that technology was going to ruin us all. “Like, it’s a two hour and a half class. If anything, the laptop helps me stay awake more than anything.”
“I understand the argument that laptop use could potentially distract us from staying engaged in discussion,” continued Gershin, as his professor ripped the router off the ceiling in protest of technological advancement. “But I can still stay on top of my work and the in-class discussion just fine with my laptop.”
At press time, a professor letting students turn in their assignments whenever they want to think he a part of the Hippie Movement or something.
