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Professor’s Website Looks Like Word Document

Published Friday, December 6th, 2019

Students of Mathematics Professor Gabe Schneider report that his website looks like a Word document. “It’s mostly just black text on a white background,” said junior Anita Diez, noting that the website only contains one page with no discernible organization. “The only font on the site is Times New Roman, and the text is all the same size except for his larger, bolded name at the top. There’s a pretty outdated picture of the guy, but that’s as far as graphics go. The entire thing looks like a PDF of an essay.” At press time, students reported that Schneider’s PowerPoint slides also look like Word documents.

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