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Horrified sources scrolling through Tik-Tok report that a quaint baking video has been overlaid with the story of a harrowing attempted murder.
“When my mom was a teenager, she was lunching with a friend when she noticed a strange man staring at them,” the narrator said as she browned butter until it was golden and nutty. “But by the time they decided to leave the restaurant, it was too late.”
“The man followed them in his car until they reached a stop sign,” the narrator continued as she folded in the dry ingredients. “He then abandoned his car, jumped into my mother’s car, and told her to drive while threatening them both with a gun.”
“My mom recognized him as her high school English teacher, and identified him immediately,” the narrator revealed as she whacked the baking sheet against the counter to get a chewier consistency. “He panicked and shot my mom and her friend before running out of the vehicle, but not before a strange old woman arrived on the scene. Follow for part two.”
At press time, the narrator was telling the story of her father abandoning her family over footage of her making homemade pasta.
