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RA Telling Group Of First Years Not To Smoke Indoors…Without Her!

Published Friday, September 16th, 2022

Sources in a freshman dorm report that resident advisor Lisa Mulligan has instructed them not to smoke indoors… without her!

“It’s important to have respect for the property of the university, and even more so, respect for your peers and neighbors,” said Mulligan to a group of first years during their unit orientation. “Remember, I’m your neighbor too, and it’s not very respectful to leave me out when you decide it’s time to kick back and light up.”

“You’re sharing this space with others, and they may not be comfortable with the smell. But I definitely am,” stated Mulligan as she demonstrated how to use a box fan around to blow air out of a room. “Also, be mindful of your resources here and try not to be wasteful. In other words, if you have questions about how much of a certain substance you should put in a bong or rolling paper, please come see me.

At press time, Mulligan was stressing that ResLife will flag alcohol bottles left in plain sight, but not inside a dresser or a fridge.

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