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According to fashion aficionado James Kroneberg, the RISD fashion show was just a single man not wearing pants.
“I came expecting to see all sorts of revolutionary designs from the nation’s top young fashion designers,” said Kroneberg, a confused look on his face. “Instead there was just a single man wearing a t-shirt and no pants.”
“I thought there would be at least one beautiful model gracing the catwalk with the season’s hottest trends,” continued Kroneberg, loosening his belt. “But I guess they chose to have the dude stand the whole time without pants for some reason.”
“I was hoping that I would be inspired by the styles,” added Kroneberg, dropping his pants. “Now I’m just confused after watching that guy without pants for so long. Is that really what fashion is?”
At press time, the RISD Sculpture Exhibition was a bunch of macaroni slapped on a wall.
