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Ratty to Add “Providence River” As Fourth Water Tap Option

Published Friday, December 1st, 2017

The Sharpe Refectory recently unveiled the addition of a “Providence River” tap selection to its arsenal of water options. “The moment we made the call to distinguish flat water from cold water, we knew that we just couldn’t stop there,” stated Sean DeBobes, manager of the Ratty. “The new Providence River tap offers an entirely new dimension of water selection to the students. The “sparkling,” “flat,” and “cold” water taps are geared towards people who look for traditional water options, we hope the river tap will add some flare to the Refectory’s current options." Later, Refectory workers put up a sign advertising new Providence squirrel burgers as another option on the Grill.

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