Sources report that the University has decided that Reading Period will officially be renamed the Cornelius Reading Period, after Cornelius Reading ‘53, of the Reading Railroad Company, who just donated a large sum of money to the University. “We’ve decided to honor Cornelius Reading’s generous gift to the university by renaming Reading Period the Cornelius Reading Period,” announced Kelly Bowden, a University representative. “We know the name change will take some getting used to. Please refer to the period before finals as the Cornelius Reading Period only. Please do not forget the Cornelius.” At press time, it was announced that ADOCH would from now on be called The Harold A. Doch.
Reading Period To Now Be Called the Cornelius Reading Period, After Donation From Railroad Tycoon Cornelius Reading
Published Friday, December 6th, 2019