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The Brown Noser

Really Old Professor Just Owl In Wig

Published Friday, September 16th, 2022

After noticing dead rodents scattered around the back of the classroom, students realized their seemingly old professor is actually just an owl in a wig. “It all makes sense now. He was always very wise, but it was creepy how he kept spinning his head around while his body still faced the blackboard,” said Jack Gunn, the first student to notice all the feathers on the floor of the classroom. “For a while, I thought the guy just had a bad memory when he kept answering questions with ‘Who?’” At press time, the professor was tearing students’ homework into tiny little pieces for nesting material.

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