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Report: Airport Moving Walkway Voice A Little Bit Sexy

Published Friday, February 4th, 2022

Sources at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport report that the moving walkway voice is a little bit sexy.

“Oh my,” reported Sebastian Krauss, caught off guard by the sexy lady emanating from the speaker system. “That voice. That voice is doing something to me.”

“I’m not saying it’s the sexiest voice I’ve ever heard, but did they have to make it sexy at all?” added Krauss, blushing red like his fastly beating heart. “That being said, I wouldn’t mind being introduced to the actress. You know, the actress. Who does the voice. We could sit in a cafe and I would listen.”

At press time, Krauss was getting off the walkway and then immediately sprinting back to the start to ride again.

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