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Sources report that Treasury Secretary and Brown University graduate Janet Yellen got super fucked up in this basement in 1952.
“I hear it was right over there,” said sophomore Katherine Chon, pointing to the corner of the Caswell basement where the former Chair of the Federal Reserve allegedly yakked all over the couch. “Apparently it was not one of her better nights.”
Accounts suggest that the summa cum laude Brown graduate and author of “Employment, Output and Capital Accumulation in an Open Economy” knocked back eight shots that night on an empty stomach and took a turn on the beer bong before passing out.
“From what I hear, she smashed a bottle on the ground and started yelling ‘I’m gonna be Secretary of the Treasury one day!’ and then spit up on her friend’s shoes,” said Chon, marking out the path by which the creator of the efficient wage theory had to be carried out of the room. “But again, this is just what I hear.”
At press time, apparently John D. Rockefeller, Jr. once did a keg stand in this backyard.
