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According to a recent report, your dad was just resting his eyes.
“Don’t turn off the TV, I’m watching that,” said father Todd Stark, whose mouth was fully agape moments ago. “I was just closing my eyes for a second.”
“My eyes were just tired from the bright colors, that’s all. I’m not even tired,” added Stark, wiping a small amount of drool from his chin. “I get plenty of sleep at night, why would I be tired in the middle of the day?”
“Hey, turn ESPN back on,” mumbled Stark, with his book fallen shut on his lap. “You can go watch on the upstairs TV, I’m watching this.”
At press time, the reading glasses your dad spent hours looking for were found on his head.
