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The Brown Noser

Report: Dropped Grape Still Rolling

Published Friday, February 4th, 2022

According to one hungry and clumsy source, that dropped grape is still rolling. “Huh, look at it go,” the hungry source mumbled, a look of awe on his face as he watched the wet, glossy grape roll all the way across the kitchen and then down a flight of stairs. “That’s really something.” At press time, the grape, now in the living room, showed no signs of slowing down.

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