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Report: Erik With A K Obviously Sexy

Published Friday, April 19th, 2019

In a report issued last Tuesday, researchers proved that Eriks with a K are obviously sexy. “It’s an ironclad rule,” reported lead researcher Clare Wen. “The K makes him sexy. Erics with a C are okay, I mean we have nothing against them, but when it’s Erik with a K, that’s something else. All evidence demonstrates that Erik with a K is a total hunk.” At press time, researchers had begun to analyze studies that showed Geoff with a G was smart as hell.

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