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Sources in cold climates report that your friend who has been wearing a scarf this winter is not the friend you expected to wear a scarf.
“I saw Brian wearing a scarf and I thought ‘oh, that’s an odd turtleneck,’” reported Sarah Blakely, who could name at least ten other friends more likely to wear a scarf. “I just didn’t expect it. Mark’s the type to wear a scarf. Jared I would expect to wear a scarf. Brian doesn’t look bad in a scarf, it’s just…I don’t know, I just didn’t expect it.”
“He wears Under Armour shoes,” elaborated Blakely, pulling at the thread that would make Brian’s scarf unravel. “Power to him. Really, he looks great. Everybody needs to stay warm. This just adds a whole new dimension to him, and I’m adjusting to it.”
At press time, your cousin surprisingly wore a bolo tie to a family gathering.
