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Report: Fuck, Everyone Writing Pretty Long Posts On Canvas Discussion Board

Published Friday, October 30th, 2020

Logging onto the Canvas page for her American Studies class, junior Tess Navarro reported that, fuck, everyone is writing pretty long posts on the discussion board.

“Shit, people are writing like 700 words here,” Navarro remarked in dismay, scrolling through a sequence of substantial, multi-paragraph responses to the week’s readings. “Our professor just said to write a brief paragraph and pose some questions. Not sure why everyone decided to write an essay.”

“Now I guess I have to write some shit like that,” Navarro went on, trying to muster up some nuanced thoughts about Dust Bowl photography. “I was struck by the readings too, but man, I wasn’t that struck.”

At press time, Navarro reported that everyone is also bringing in outside texts?? Fuck.

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