According to recent community findings, goat eyes are incredibly fucked up. “Holy shit, why have I never noticed this before?! Ew! What’s wrong with that goat? It’s got those disgusting slits for pupils, and why are its irises bright red?” stated Randy Choi as he saw a goat’s eyeball up close for the first time while on a trip to a petting zoo. “What kind of sick and twisted god created this monstrosity? What crime has this creature committed to deserve such punishment? Ugh, I can’t look at it anymore… I think I’m going to throw up.” At press time, Choi was realizing that cow tongues are way longer and grosser than he originally thought.

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