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Report: God Damnit, Why Won’t Sock And Buskin Just Put On Hairspray or Something

Published Friday, March 9th, 2018

A report published by theater goers at Brown last week found that Sock and Buskin should just put on Hairspray or some other fun show.

“We get that they want to be artistic and stuff but we don’t understand any show they’ve put on this year,” the study explained. “They should just do some stuff that more people would like. Like In the Heights. Perfect example. That was cool. They should do more stuff like that.”

“Even if they want to make it all women or set it in a different time or something, that’s cool, just do a show that we like, please,” the report urged.

“I don’t know if they have the chops to pull off Rent but that’s the direction we should be moving in,” the report continued. “Even Cats would work. Honestly, we would see that.”

At press time, S&B approved a show about a time-traveling assassin again.

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