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Sources close to local grandmother Esther MacLaine report that another wicker basket has appeared in her home. “When I walked in the other day it was just sitting there on the coffee table,” said Esther’s grandson about the new basket, which was already filled with stamps, broken pens, National Geographic magazines, and Splenda packets. “We don’t know where she keeps getting these things. She can’t be buying them at Home Goods – she doesn’t have a car – but I’ve never seen her weaving. Maybe her friend Maude is giving them out? She seems crafty.” At press time, another needlepoint throw pillow had shown up on the couch.
