In an enlightening discovery, sources indicate that Cameron Perez, who adores his home state, is really just from Delaware. “You’re from the city? Yeah, well if the city isn’t Dover, you’re missing out. New York pizza is nothing compared to a slice at Antonio’s on Maple St.,” Cameron remarked, showing photos that could be literally anywhere. “California has nothing on the beaches in Wilmington. Delaware is the best state in the continental U.S. Heck, even Hawaii and Alaska pale in comparison.” At press time, Perez was grabbing a scoop of his favorite ice cream, which is just vanilla.

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