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According to a report, the dorm that your friend group is going to hang out in is the stinky one.
“All of the rooms have different personalities, but this one’s personality is just that it is very smelly,” said Jenny Swanson, owner of a much fresher, cleaner-smelling room that the group does not hang out in. “I love when we are all together in this room, playing a board game or throwing a movie on the projector. Just us and that stale smell. We’ve made lifelong friends here. We have grown and changed here, but the smell always remains. It’s an indescribable smell. Kind of like old potato chips or something. Even when they clean up, it lingers.”
“When we cook, we come to my room because of the kitchen, but when we just wanna hang out and have a good time? We go to this room, even though it is quite pungent,” said Swanson, quickly stepping out of the group hang for a brief inhale of refreshing unstinky air.“You get used to it, and it isn’t so foul anymore. Besides, this room is the cornerstone of our friend group. When I think of the best years of my life, I will always think of that one funky stench in an otherwise normal room.”
At press time, Swanson was headed to her choice of library, which was the musty one.
