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The Brown Noser

Report: Hell Yeah, Reading Has Pictures

Published Friday, April 24th, 2020

After opening the PDF document on Wednesday afternoon, it became clear to freshman Don LaGuardo that, hell yeah, this reading has pictures.

“Oh sweet, there’s lots of pictures,” LaGuardo said with excitement, scanning the document and noting that, damn, at least a third of the pages have images. “And they’re big pictures too, they take up most of the page. Yesss!”

LaGuardo reasoned that the frequency and size of the pictures meant that, fuck yeah, there was much less text he had to read. “The pictures even have captions in pretty big font that take up a lot of room. What a god damn blessing.”

At press time, LaGuardo noticed that, holy shit, the references take up over six pages.

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