While being picked up for a date, Marissa Welt can’t help but notice that her boyfriend is dressed like that. “Wow. Where did he even get that hat? He’s never worn anything like it before,” remarked Welt as her boyfriend tipped his flat, tweed cap as he greeted her at the door. “He’s dressed like some kind of weird Great Depression-style newspaper boy crossed with an old British man. What kind of a store would even sell that thing? Just to be safe, I’m just not going to mention it and hope that I never see that thing again.” At press time, Welt’s boyfriend did not notice how she was dressed.

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