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Report: I Talked To My Therapist And She Said It’s Okay As Long As Your Therapist Says It’s Okay

Published Friday, December 8th, 2023

According to a recent report, Katherine Shuster’s therapist said it’s okay for her to go out with Jason tonight as long as his therapist also says it’s okay.
“My therapist gives me the best advice, and she said Jason seems like a good guy. He’s just getting out of a relationship though, so my therapist says it’s okay only if he is ready and his therapist says it’s okay,” said Shuster, texting her therapist a quick life update under the table. “Jason invited me to an outdoor restaurant, but my therapist said as long as I remember my jacket, it’s fine. And she told me not to order dessert because I should save money and there’s dessert at home.”
“My therapist said I should suggest a date that would share my interests with Jason, so I think for our next date I will bring him to my favorite museum. She said that it was a good idea but told me I could only spend $15 in the gift shop,” said Shuster dejectedly. “I am excited for these dates, but only if Jason’s therapist says that he is also ready. I listen to everything my therapist tells me, and he would only be a good match if he does the same.”
At press time, Shuster’s therapist suggested a movie night could be fun as long as it’s not rated worse than PG-13.

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