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Mom is only 45, she should definitely be in the club.
“I’m just too busy helping with the neighborhood kids,” said your mom, packing the minivan full of carpoolers to take to soccer practice, when really, she’s only 45, she should be in the club. “And with my book club and hot yoga every week, I’m swamped. I’ve just got so much to do and so many things to look after!” continued your mom, who’s really only young once.
“I mean, with Dad’s hip and you off to college, it’s important to be smart and keep thinking about the future. Retirement isn’t all that far away these days, and you know your school isn’t cheap,” said your mom, making her signature green bean casserole for the PTA potluck when drinks are literally half off on Thursdays and she’s only 45. “It’s important to keep a level head and be an adult about these things.”
At press time, Dad already 45, he should be getting a divorce.
