In what Rhode Island meteorologists are calling the nippiest season yet, nippy weather is nipping at those nips like nothing else. “Without proper clothing, nips that have not been nipped already are bound to get nipped in no time.” stated senior meteorologist, Neel Nuñez. “This weather is seriously nippy! And my nips are getting nipped!” At press time, nipples.

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