According to a recent report from Mom, pork chops tonight! “It’s pork chop night tonight, everyone,” Mom announced recently, only to be met with disinterested reactions from the entirety of the family, who have pork chops on the same day of the week, every week. “I hope everyone’s hungry for pork chops because it’s pork chops tonight!” At press time, Mom was gearing up the slow cooker.

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