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A recent report revealed that your post-high school connections have dwindled down to just your old English teacher and Chris.
“Everybody other than your tenth-grade English teacher and Chris from debate team is busy or just has better things to do,” the report read, in reference to the dozen or so people you saw every day for four years. “Survey data suggests that, although Christ and Mr. Melville are the only ones your in touch with, you definitely might meet up with some other people from high school at some point in the future.”
“In the meantime, though, Mr. Melville would be thrilled to listen to you talk about all the interesting things you’ve read in college,” the report continued.“Just don’t bring up ChatGPT or you’ll lose touch with him, too.”
“Chris is free too, and he’s down for whatever,” stated the report, mentioning that Chris will probably need a ride to whatever you guys end up doing. "In fact, you’ll probably see Chris a few times over winter break, and no one else from high school.”
At press time, the report added that Chris is no longer viable since your younger sibling needs the car to hang out with their friends.
