According to sophomore Kelly Wilm, the Ratty’s morning omelets taste better when the chefs are playing really sad music. “Yesterday, they were playing ‘Shut Up and Dance’ by Walk the Moon and my omelet was just okay, but today? ‘Someone Like You’ by Adele and it was so good I went back for another,” noted Wilm, waiting in line and hoping a Phoebe Bridgers album would come on before it was time for her omelet to be made. “I hope the Ratty chefs are doing okay… But I suppose if someone is going through something and that means mouth-watering meals for the rest of this week, then at least some good can come from their pain.” At press time, Wilm was waiting in line for her Andrews burrito bowl which always tastes better when the chefs play 2010s pop radio.

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