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The Brown Noser

Report: Robert Not The Man You Thought He Was

Published Friday, December 3rd, 2021

Sources report that Robert is not the man you thought he was. “You’ve been married to him for 27 years but his true character has only just now become apparent, and it’s not what you thought,” reported your deepest, darkest fears, confirming the worst. “You used to believe Robert was caring and safe, but after what he did, you might not be so sure anymore. After what he did, you look at him and all you see is a shell. A shell you hugged in bed every night, so sure that there was something underneath. The man bought you flowers for years, surely there was something underneath. You were right. There is. But it’s just not what you thought.” At press time, you won’t be able to see him the same way, again. Love him the same way, again.

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