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Report: Shit, Construction on THIS Side Of Thayer Too?!

Published Friday, April 14th, 2023

Walking through a sea of hard hats and backhoes on her way to class, sophomore Amy Bainbridge was surprised to find that shit, there’s construction on THIS side of Thayer Street too.

“I pass by the Thayer construction every day on my walk to class, and I have to cross the street to walk on the other sidewalk,” Bainbridge explained, noting the large metal barriers now blocking both sides of the sidewalk. “What am I supposed to do now? Walk in the middle of the road?”

“It’s unclear what they’re even building, but I guess they’re doing it on both sides of the street now,” Bainbridge continued, watching a passing car nearly hit a pedestrian using the Thayer shoulder as a makeshift walkway. “I wouldn’t be surprised if the construction blocks off the whole street. Maybe I’ll just start taking Brook.”

At press time, Bainbridge was shocked to discover that shit, the other two SciLi elevators were broken too.

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