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Report: Spring Weekend Now Headlined By Your Dad Singing Phil Collins

Published Friday, April 24th, 2020

A Brown Concert Agency press release announced yesterday that Spring Weekend 2020 will be headlined by your dad singing Phil Collins.

“Though we’re heartbroken that we had to cancel this year’s in-person performance, we’re still very excited to announce that this year’s Spring Weekend lineup will be led by your dad singing all of Phil Collins’ greatest hits,” BCA wrote in the release. “We think everybody’s going to be impressed by your dad’s confidence and willingness to sing really loudly no matter what other people are doing in the room.”

“With his firm grasp of Phil’s catalogue, your dad’s impassioned imitation of the English drummer and singer-songwriter will be sure to make for an unforgettable Friday night,” BCA continued. “You can also look forward to engaging anecdotes about which albums are Phil’s best and the importance of producer Hugh Padgham in developing Phil’s sound.”

BCA also announced that this year’s opening act will be your mom singing Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain."

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