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The Brown Noser

Report: Steady, Boy

Published Friday, February 4th, 2022

Sources at the Aquidneck Horse Camp For Girls report that, whoa, there, hey now, steady, boy.

“Whooooaa, there, boss, steady boy,” reported competitive rider Tallulah Banks last Sunday morning, pulling back the reins on her gorgeous, silky stallion. “Easy now, Velveteen. Take it nice and slow.”

Reports indicate that 5-year-old Velveteen sometimes has trouble holding back gallops. Whoa, now, Velveteen, stay calm, boy.

“Whoa, boy, careful rounding that corner,” continued Banks, digging spurs into the eager pony. “Steady now, boy. They’ll be plenty of time for spinning up dust later.”

At press time, Banks was finally encouraging her horse to giddy up.

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