According to sources who described themselves as late for a meeting across town, “Taxi!” “Hey Taxi! What’s a guy gotta do to get a cab in this town?" sources reported, waving wildly and running halfway into the street, resorting to jumping up and down like a madman as a yellow cab whizzed by without stopping. “I’ll just walk, how do you like that? I’ll take 45th Street and I’ll walk, you son of a bitch!” At press time, a source at a nearby restaurant reported “Waiter!”

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