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Super bored and offering half-hearted encouragement to their struggling gamemates, a local source reported that this corner of the table was really bad at Rage Cage.
“Yeah this game is harder than it looks. I get that the table is sticky, and maybe someone could turn the lights on, but that entire corner of the table is atrociously bad at the one objective in the game," said Rory Chapman ’26, having already grabbed Jo’s and come back while the players from the corner chased the ball around the room. “How do they lose the ball in the other room? You’re literally bouncing it four inches in the air."
At press time Chapman was found wondering if finishing the game sober means he won or lost the drinking game.
