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Sources from your left index finger recently confirmed that the tiny guy inside your mood ring is currently feeling purple.
“What can I say? I guess I’m just feeling energized this morning,” said the diminutive fellow permanently domiciled within your bright purple mood ring. “I had an extra cup of coffee this morning, so maybe that has something to do with it?”
“I’m thinking I’ll hit the gym later to make the most of this high. Or maybe I’ll finally finish that book I’ve been writing!” continued the guy of impressively meager stature, who has no physical autonomy beyond his capacity to express emotions as colors. “The world is my oyster right now, and I’m excited to make the most of it!”
At press time, the tiny guy inside your lava lamp was blowing bubbles.
