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According to a recent report I just wrote, when I’ve got a gullet full of Yoplait yogurt, we kinda all win.
“Not only would I be thrilled that he gets to stuff his maw full of creamy yogurt, there are numerous other intangible ways that I’d benefit from seeing that guy with a gullet full of Yoplait” is what I figure most people are thinking right now, which is why I’d love to cut to the chase here and get a couple dozen cups cracked open and start filling my gaping mouth with delicious low fat yogurt. “I just think that by packing his throat with lightly sweetened Yoplait yogurt, we kinda all win.”
“Maybe we mainly try to get Mixed Berry, Lemon Burst, and Strawberry Cheesecake flavored ones because they’re far and away the best flavors. And I know Strawberry Cheesecake sounds crazy, but it has a tang to it that is really hard to find in other low fat yogurts, and they use fresh strawberries in it, I think” has gotta be what many, many people are saying to themselves today, and I think we should honor their desires and pump me full of gooey yogurt so everyone can get what they want. “I don’t exactly know why, but I’ve never been more sure of anything. If we stuff his gob with sweet, sweet Yoplait, we can all be winners here.”
At press time, I really think we should get going on this, I’m ready whenever.
